BISP's Blog
A Punch-You-In-The-Face style of fitness news you can use. One shouldn't have thin skin, or mind the occassional f-bomb, otherwise, this blog has been called "very witty" and "informative."

Fuck you.  No offense to approximately one percent of you reading this, but to the other 99 percent, go fuck yourself.  You are a bunch of brain-dead, sloppy, degenerate shitbags, and I’m tired of sharing this city with you.   The shit’s not funny any more.   You’re disgusting, and as I get ready to turn 31 in 17 days, which is still young as hell (ladies?), but old enough to have some experience under my belt (as opposed to a belly that hangs over my belt), I’ve made some major life-changes recently, and am deciding to go from being just a regular ol’ sweat-pant sportin’, erection poppin’ observer of ass-clowns, to an actual ‘teaching-penis,’ who is going to take a little bit more of a serious approach in the subjects I choose to take on.  Part of it has to do with the fact that there is already so much bullshit floating around, that it truly has become difficult to navigate the mucked-up waters of health, fitness and wellness, and what those things even mean today.  The other part of it has to do with the fact that we are in the midwest, which is another way of saying that we are surrounded by the a good chunk of the country’s simple-minded, imbred, ignorant fucksticks, and that I’ve decided that I’m just gonna let natural selection run its course, and assume that they will all be extinct in another few years anyway.  Listen, I don’t say that because I’m hateful.  I’m not.  In fact, I’m anything but; however, I’m a realist, and I don’t give a damn how much denial any of you are in, or what excuses you’ve convinced yourself of, I am going to set the record straight right out of the shoot: nine out of 10 people reading this right now are in HORRIBLE shape, and that means you’re probably not the one person who can go around with a big shit-eatin’ grin on your face thinkin’ ”That Boner is so right!  I really am the only healthy bad-ass in this fat fuckin’ city.”  And don’t get me wrong, I haven’t been so great myself, but I don’t hold a candle to the majority of you.  Nevertheless, we all got some work to do, and that’s what this forum is going to be about from this point on. 

That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to continue to be myself.  I like to use “peppery” language as one kind person put it.  That’s who I am, and I’m not gonna try to be some sugar-coating pussy that I’m really not.  But I am going to steer the discussion to one that is more serious.  I’m not gonna bullshit any of you: I have to appeal to a wider audience.  If you don’t already know, I’ve turned much of my attention to reaching more people, and trying to offer high-quality health/fitness education to people who I feel deserve to have access to it, regardless of where they fall in the socio-econimic heirarchy.  To do this, I’ve been pushing the shit out of my new website (www.TrainSmartKC.com).  And in order to make the website as valuable a tool as it can be, I have to have a blog (or forum), where ongoing conversation can take place.  This said, I thought about retiring the BISP Blog forever, and starting fresh with one that doesn’t have the word Boner in it at all.  But I just couldn’t do it.  Just as I was getting ready to start over again, I glanced down at the bottom of the BISP page, only to notice that it’s had almost 2,500 hits in just over a year’s time.  Keep it down, IT asshole, I know that’s not shit, but it’s more than zero, and so why not try to build on whatever momentum rattails and dudes who work on in jeans has already built for me?  Like I said, I don’t plan to tone it down much, other than I really do plan on turning this into KC’s foremost blog on health/fitness/exercise news you can use.  So, in conclusion, no more long absences.  This is the officially blog (for now) of www.TrainSmartKC.com.  The info will be more serious, more useful, and more thought-provoking.  It will also be more regular, as I will never again have a shortage of topics that could be touched on (as was the case before).  If that bums you out, then fuck you.  We’ve got to do something about this ”health-disaster zone” that we are living in, and it’s going to take more than F-bombs, and hard-ons to get the job done.  Let the change be now official: The Boner In Sweat Pants, is now to be referred to only as Professor Bisp.  And if anyone asks you what Bisp means, just tell them that it stand for the “Best Information a Stupid Pussy (like you) will ever get!”

Thank you, and have a nice day.