I can’t say that I know a whole lot about this fellow, this legendary-pimp named Liberace, but I can certainly say that I’ve long been fascinated by his weird-ass. To be honest, I didn’t even know what kind of music he played, only that I hated it. His whole schtick always seemed a little bizarre to me, [...]
Archive for March, 2009
When You Change the Way You Look at Things, Part III
March 25, 2009I bet all you little pussies just been sittin’ in your cubes, sportin’ a mini boner in them khakis that are way too tight, just waitin’ for the conclusion of what is ultimately going to be the platform for which I run for mayor on. Yeah, unless I hear back from someone other than Steve Dave–who was the only one that [...]
When You Change the Way You Look at Things, Part II.
March 20, 2009Because this is one of the few times that I have actually had a real point to make, I am determined to finish it. For those who have no idea what the hell I’m talking about, the column on the right was the beginning of a case I was making for the fact that our current piss-poor state [...]
When You Change the Way You Look at Things, the Things You Look at Change.
March 18, 2009I am going to provide you with some insight and information that could help both your health, and your financial state. From a few hundred dollars a month, to over $1 million a year, listen to these facts before deciding whether or not to take a second look, but even then, you gotta have foresight, which means most [...]
It Won’t Be Long Before You’re Burning Heeters Through a Hole in Your Throat at the Penny Slots.
March 18, 2009I’m not gonna beat around the bush here, you office guys are fuckin’ killing me. Seriously, if you work in a cubicle, and you are pathetically soft and pasty, wear your khaki pants with the belt pulled together way too tight, and often find yourself wondering “What the fuck happened to me,” and you’re still only [...]
Is That A Beer Can In Yer Trousers, or Are All Y’All Jist Glad To See Me Back?
March 15, 2009Thanks to the four of you who noticed I been tucked away for awhile. And to the one dude I’ve never met before, but keeps writing me to cheer me on, and tell me that my absence has cost him his only source of daily information and inspiration, right on my man, right on! I’m sure you’re a hit with the ladies. And [...]
