BISP's Blog
A Punch-You-In-The-Face style of fitness news you can use. One shouldn't have thin skin, or mind the occassional f-bomb, otherwise, this blog has been called "very witty" and "informative."

Today was a half-chub-style milestone for this here meat flute.  Thanks to the five of you cubicle half-pimps who are logging onto a boner approximately 74 times a day, I made it to 1,000 hits, and muthafucka’s we’s gonna celebrate!  Send me your addresses bonemen and bonewoman, I got some sweet t-shirts that say I Love Myself for all you little meat hooks to wear.  If you want one, I’ll send you one as a gift.  For free.  I wonder if I will be able to figure out how to get me a nice lil’ picture of ‘em up on this here boner site, cause I need some goddam money.  And if you don’t send me your address before I can churn out another thousand clicks on my weenie, then I’m gonna try to sell some shirts, loin clothes, and other shit like that. 

Thanks to the very few of you, who log on lots, and prevent me from feelin’ like I’m talkin’ to myself all the damn time.  Keep doing that, and now tell the wank at the water cooler that he should read me so that he can get hear himself getting made fun of him directly!  Stay hard!