In Troubled Economic Times, My Pyramid Scheme is Doing Just Fine, Thank You.
I’m gonna tone it down for a second today, and it’s not because I don’t still think you suck. It is, however, because I am thinking about the many of you whom I do care about, and whom I know have been affected by the current state, and/or perceived state that our economy is in. You see, this may come as a shock you Ned Ron Jones, but it just so happens that I am, in fact, quite aware that the four of you still reading this stupid blog are doing so because we’re friends, and you get the joke. I wouldn’t make light of a situation that I know is a very real burden, and one that has affected you negatively, and created a very difficult time for you financially. Do I feel sorry for you? No, and it’s not because I’m not compassionate because I am. It’s just that while I may, or may not, have been affected directly, or indirectly, in any way by “the” economy, the truth is that “my” economy has never been better. So what does that even mean? It means that I have never had enough money in my life, that I myself earned, to have ever felt as though times had been any other way but “tough.” Granted, I certainly had privelages and opportunities growing up that many kids don’t have. I feel extremely grateful for all of that, and feel driven to succeed in order to show my appreciation for the chances I was given. I know the majority of you feel the same way based on your own life experiences, and I would never try to argue otherwise. But, if my situation is getting better, in a time when everyone else’s seems to be getting worse, then what in God’s name could I have possibly done, or be doing differently, than everybody else in order to seemingly produce a different result? The answer, as I see it–which of course implies that I realize it’s still just that (only my opinion), is very simple: My pyramid scheme was, is, and always will be, better than your stupid fucking pyramid scheme. You hear that Richard Natchez Ediger? That’s right, you knew it was a long time coming, but regardless of whether I ever showed it or not, it was difficult (very difficult), to remain calm and collected as you laughed at something I believed (and still do of course, more so now than ever before) in. This ”something” has drastically changed my life, and the lives of many others for the better, and after your fucking ass laughed, and told me the shit was schematic or fraudulent without even looking at it, I have no problem telling you that you are, officially, an idiot. Open your stupid fucking eyes moron. Use that teeny, tiny brain in your oversized melon to at the very least take a look at something new. Even if it’s just long enough to have formed an educated, legitimate, opinion based on scientifically-backed information that you didn’t care about because you were afraid it was gonna be too hard, or because somebody else might laugh at you and hurt your fragile, un-imaginative feelings that someone else told you how to feel. I don’t have any need, or desire to get into the specifics of the the scam I utilized to dupe so many of my friend’s, family and client’s into bettering their own lives and conditions with. Mainly because I wouldn’t want to run any risk of jeopardizing MY credibility, MY values, and what has now become MY reality, for the sake of adding to MY income while bettering your health. That has never been my objective. I have never desired to change a person’s mind, or make anyone think like I think. It is however, and always has been, my only intent, to challenge a person, or better yet, get a person to challenge themselves: To revisit, re-evaluate, and reconsider every belief or paradigm they’ve ever held as “truth,” based on nothing more than that’s what they were told to believe, or because it happens to be convenient for them and their agendas .
It’s tough to experience ridicule, skepticism, narccisism and ultimately a lack of faith from a person who sees the world through very different, simple-minded eyes. It’s an ability to see things differently that has put me in a position that is different from what I see most people dealing with right now. That’s also why I will not feel pity or sympathy for anyone else for being in a situation that ultimately, they created for themselves. You are no more a victim of your own decisions than I am mine. You don’t want pity from me, just like I no longer want business from you. What I do want is for people to take a second look (at everything). Take that idiotic, bodybuilding, asswiping fuckstick that I love so much, yet hate to be bothered by daily. I definitely feel sorry for you, and sincerely think that you are an ugly, moronic charicature of yourself, as well as our species, and are nothing more than a nuisance. I’m not, however, unwilling to challenge my own beliefs, which is no less difficult for me, by giving credit to the cartoon-character-loving self that you are–and crediting and/or respecting the level of dedication, concentration, persistance, endurance, work-ethic, drive, belief-in-self, and willingness to go after what everyone elses sees as a very abnormal, disgusting, physical appearance. Those are values I believe in, and for that, you bodybuilding-freak-of-a-human you, I will get behind, and respect you…just not in the same way that I know that pussy lifting-partner of yours would like to get behind you. Lives are changed when minds get opened. That’s a fact. Think about it, you brainless pussy! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and here’s a little thought-food for you mush-pusses to choke on… (Now who’s the dumbshit that’s been getting duped in a pyramid scam his whole life…sucker):
http://www.network-marketing-business-school.com/pyramid-scheme.html
Generally, the initial concern for people when introduced to a network marketing opportunity is when they see the compensation plan which resembles a pyramid in shape. Instantly they fear the worst as they draw a resemblance to illegal pyramid schemes. The truth is that this pyramid structure is the same as every other sustainable business model across the world. This is best highlighted in the diagram below (figure 1.)
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