BISP's Blog
A Punch-You-In-The-Face style of quasi-fitness news from a real fitness professional. This blog has been called "very witty" and "informative" by some dude I've never heard of.

Be forewarned:  If the only thin thing about you is your skin, or if you’re a dude who loves to tan shirtless in the park, then this blog isn’t for you.  That’s right, you’re in the wrong place Nightclub Guy.  We require a sense of humor here, not black slacks and a lot of cologne.  My name is Bo Sweatpants–short for Boner In Sweatpants–and I’m a Performance Enhancement Specialist according to the National Academy of Sports Medicine.  Translation: I work with real athletes, and real people.   Spray-tanned, bull-roided, greasy, hairless dudes who grunt super loud while getting teabagged by their “lifting partner,” as they fuck shit up on the bench press need not apply.  There’s a Gold’s Gym somewhere close by though I’m sure.  I’ve been a professional in the fitness industry for more than 10 years now, and in that time have earned a self-appointed Ph.D in social science, psychology and fucked up human-behavior patterns while in a gym or health club setting.  That said, I’m definitely laughing at you Gym Guy, not with you, so stand down tough guy, just because you shop at Baby Gap doesn’t make those biceps any bigger.  Everything you’ll find written here is 100 percent true, according to me.  So go git yerself a cool one, and dive on in.  Just know you’re gonna get offended, and learn a few things along the way!  Enjoy.

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